ABOUT THE U.S. CONSTITUTION 

Research from our in-house History Department discovered a lost document that was once part of the U.S. Constitution. Read to find out your Constitutional Rights!

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the ability to grow a moustache and have it massaged"